introduction

hey guys....
from d past many days i hav been thinking of writing a blog......but wasnt able to capitalize......but today i got hold of moi determination....
so it is moi 1st blog entry.....i hav been writing of late in my diary(which i dont share wid any1) but dat is also occasional,most of d times wen i feel dat i shall write abt sum1(but i dont show dat person wat i write)......i think dis space would really give me an oppurtunity to cherish and realize a writer hidden inside me.......
i can and i wil try to write watever comes across my mind,may b gud,may b bad,may b hard,may b soft,may b personal,may b social,may b big,may b small,may b a reaction,may b a criticism and everything which i think needs a mention....
i hav decided dat i would share 2 things everyday

a.)a joke
b.)a quote

probably in relevance to wat i wil b writing(wil try moi level best in doing so).......
every1 is welcomed for any sorts of suggestions,criticism,complaints,problems,comments etc.
it wil b my pleasure addressing dem.....
wil try to post links wherever necessary,u might find dem helpful.....
i had been told again and again dat i cant speak my heart out,i 2 personally feel dat i can express myself more by writing dan by speaking and i hope dis helps me in showing and proving dat....
as its my 1st day i wouldnt b writin on any topic....but wil attach both d things i promised...


joke:
Gravy Ladle
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"


qoute:
"famous remarks are very seldomly quoted correctly."-simeon strunksy

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