Tuesday, January 12, 2016


In this hullabaloo over INTOLERANCE we have forgotten what defines us the most- TOLERANCE.
So, first lets see some of the BIGGEST TOLERANCES of our nation and its people.

1) Even after having 2-4 mbps speed, if d service doesnt work well, we avoid it, that is called tolerance.
2) Despite being one of the followers of Swatchh Bharat Abhiyan, we tend to close our eyes to others littering on the roads, that is tolerance.
3) If terrorists attack, we talk of retribution and break of ties with our neighbour, but when maoists attack and kill more security personnel than the terrorists we hardly raise any voice, that is also tolerance.
4) We go to government offices expecting to wait for 2 hours for a 2 min work, and return back home happily if the work got completed in 1 hour, that is tolerance.
5) We share the flag of France when Paris is attacked in solidarity, but show our tolerance when the same happens to us in Pathankot.
6) People like Radhe Maa and Asaaram make fool of us, but we still have faith in people like them, that is tolerance.
7) We have been waiting for ACHCHE DIN from the last 1.5 years, that is tolerance.
8) Even after the global oil prices have fallen to less than half of 2013 levels, we have been payin almost d same price without even protesting for a single time, that is tolerance.
9) Candidates of various competitive exams continue to work hard despite knowing that there is fair amount of nepotism and cheating involved, that is tolerance.
10) We see our hard earned money get perished with high inflation, but we still wait for our bank savings and those in gold to counter inflation when we know that there are many other fields where if we invest would lead to increase in developmental activities and thus better returns for us too, that is tolerance.

When could we be called intolerant:

1) If we would have nuked Pakistan as we all know that its innocent people are the main culprits  behind every terrorist attack on our country.
2) If rather than signing peace agreements with maoists, we wud had just invested little more armed forces to get them down as everybody in the country knows that these fucking maoists have been killing for enjoyment and havent faced any kinda exploitation in the hands of the powerful ever.
3) If we wud had lynched (just lyk we did in DADRI) AAMIR KHAN for exercising his constitutional right of freedom of expression.
4) If we wud had followed our elected leaders' theory of a HINDU RASHTRA and chased out MUSLIMS who are the cause of each and every problem of the country, even for the rising rates of PORK.
5) If we wud had taken law in our own hands and decided punishment for the innocent politicians and filmstars acquitted by court for non-invovement in a crime.

So Mr. AAMIR KHAN, you must have had the TOLERANCE to wait for any of the 5 things mentioned above to have occurred..then we might have shown our famous TOLERANCE for your statements..just bcoz ur wife said so, doesnt make d country intolerant, neither my girlfriend nor my mother said so..
And how dare you call my country INTOLERANT,  you belong to minority and shud learn to be in your limits. The next time u say so, u will see the real face of the MOST TOLERANT people of INDIA.

Truly yours,

P.S.- Pun intended.

Thursday, January 7, 2016



Every new year brings with it RESOLUTIONS. Many people try to make resolutions, which mostly dun last even for a week. I also made one, my room partner also made one, but we both know it aint going to last long.
So, instead of focusing on RESOLUTIONS, lets be sarcastic and focus on some NON-RESOLUTIONS. Lets try to figure out some NON-RESOLUTIONS of people/organisations etc of different fields.

Just remember, these are vice-versa of RESOLUTIONS...these are things we want these people to do(except for the last one) but its not going to happen for sure.


1) I shall not visit any foreign country and try to discover some beautiful places of the 7th largest country of the world. 
2) I shall always condemn any illogical statements made by the most intelligent and secular ministers of my government.
3) From this year onward, I shall never try to please my mentors Amit Shah and VHP.
4) I shall push the rhetoric aside and perform.
5) I shall not only convey my "Mann ki Baat" but also listen to the mann ki baat of the 31% odd Indians who voted for my party in the elections.


1) We will disassociate ourselves from the RSS.
2) We will win elections in WB, TN and Kerala where we have historically been the strongest (hahaha).
3) We shall remove all the veteran leaders who are habitual party spoilers through their truthful remarks.


1) We shall never look upon PAPPU as our party leader.
2) We will always support the government in crucial legislations like GST etc. and let parliament function as we have always been the most disciplined and nationalistic party and also as the parliament and constitution was built by our forefathers.
3) We will never introduce policies in the name of our popular leaders "you know who" if we ever came to power.


1) As we do not fear anybody in the world, we shall never let scams like DDCA come up after our CM's office is raided.
2) We will make DELHI the cleanest place in the world just by reducing 6% pollution by our biggest intellectual achievement "odd-even rule".
3) We will bring back Kiran Bedi, Shazia Ilmi as we believe in women empowerment.


1) We will give up weapons and strive for a peaceful existence between Shias & Sunnis.
2) We shall never behead anybody from now on as we think that we need to be innovative in order to be the cynosure of terrorist activities and beheading has become a cliche.
3) We will never induct youth in our terrorist activities as we have realized that their best utilization can be made by getting them married and transferring our ideology to the next generation in even greater numbers.


1) I will open a training academy for all those convicted or being tried for culpable homicide as I have the experience of escaping punishment even after everyone in the world knows that I did it.
2) I will make peace and hug and even call on BIG BOSS, Mr. VIVEK OBEROI, and discuss all that happened between us on national television to clear the air just like i did with SRK. Waise bhi, jiski wajah se panga hua wo to alag hi mauj kaat rahi hai.
3) I will never make a film that can earn 400 crores as that makes DILWALE's turn into DILJALE's.

(G) USA 

1) We will admit that all the ills in the world have been caused by us be it pollution, taliban, nuclear bomb, kuttapanti etc and payback in terms of the easiest way possible for the most powerful nation of the world i.e. MONEY.
2) We will try not be cowards and attack ISIS.


1) I promise that I will come on time and in abundance this year.
2) No one will die of hunger or will commit suicide because of me.


1) We the people will always litter in the open as we enjoy it the most.
2) We will never ever treat women with equality as our forefathers have taught us to behave in this way.
3) We will try to focus on our short term problems and never bother about nation building.
4) We will continue to rape and allow non secular people to influence us and commit crimes like that of DADRI.

       Try to read these things in a funny sense except for the last which concerns our nation. I hope u enjoyed reading it.

Monday, January 5, 2015

3 years in ahmedabad.

A very long tym since i wrote d last blog.

Have completed 3 years as Central Excise Inspector in Ahmedabad. Though it is very hard to write all the experiences but wud lyk sharing some of them in 3 blogs. In the 1st one I would be writing about the city of Ahmedabad, its places, life, people, food etc., in the 2nd post i shall be writing about the job, its pros, cons, atmostphere, people, work culture etc. and in the 3rd one i wud write about my personal achievements, incidents, happenings, etc.


When i first came to ahmedabad in 2011 for medical/physical test I dint feel very good about the city or its people. But from the feeling of being an outsider who shall be leaving d place on d very 1st instance if given a chance, i have becum a person who shall love to spend my whole lyf in d city. Originally being from jaipur, my first love wud always be it but ahmedabad wud be d 2nd choice everytym. Whenever i go to jaipur everyone asks me about d lifestyle, development, people etc. of ahmedabad. So i wud lyk to share my views here. It wud be better to divide d post into separate sections.

Its History.

Ahmedabad was founded by Ahmed Shah of the Delhi Sultanate in the year 1411. Due to its proxmity to sea it was one of the prized posessions of the Britishers. Ahmedabad had been at the core of freedom struggle through the Sabarmati Ashram established by Mahatma Gandhi.

Its People.

As d actress in RDB said " People here are looking for a reason to fight with each other". People from north, be it delhi, UP, Rajasthan are hot blooded and justify this statement. From parking outside the gate of other person to driving, people just want to get involved into spats. But i assure ya, its not d case here in ahmedabad. I wud lyk to substantiate it with one example- many a times it happens tht vehicles get scratches bcoz of getting in touch with one another. If it happens in jaipur, delhi or any north indian place it wud result into an altercation, sumtimes verbal and many a times physical too. But if it happens in ahmedabad u will rarely witness a fight. Amdavadis are so amiable, they just dun have that feeling inside them. There are very less working traffic lights, wearing helmets is not compulsory, but thn also u are likely to witness lesser accidents.

The built of the people is usually extreme. Either too thin or too fat. Always heard that Gujarati girls are very beautiful, but trust me, very hard to find beauty on roads.

There is a big difference in the sense of humor tht we north indians have nd wht gujaratis have. They will be hillariously laughing on things tht wont even bring a little smile on ya face nd vice-versa.

The people here try to find leisure in everything they do and fall under the category of "khao, piyo aur aish karo" types.

Its life.

The life is niether very slow nor very fast here. Being from jaipur I was never used to high traffic and loud noises. Thankfully, Ahmedabad is almost the same in tht regard. It is not suffocating lyk Delhi or Mumbai, but is high on living quality index.

Whenever there is big match of India, life here comes to a standstill and yes, whenever India wins a match, Amdavadis also get crazy like us. 

Its Language and Culture

Though they understand hindi, but Gujarati is followed everywhere. Infact, Hindi is considered to be a language of the elites here. Some Words and their pronunciation is different. But its good to see the attachment they have for their mother tongue.

Festivals are different. What diwali and holi are to us, navratri and uttrayan are to gujaratis.

It is considered a taboo in Jaipur to eat food outside, but it is d culture here to eat outside especially on weekends.

I dun see the culture of building big Kothis here. Flat Culture is more prominent, but the presence of large luxury cars is very high.

Its Food

They eat food high in oil content and d dal nd gili sabziyan (called kathod here) are sweet in taste. Yes, we have discovered places where we get food of our choice but still food is one thing tht can neva satisfy a north indian here.

Gujaratis have khakhra, Dhokla, Ganthiya, Bhakri etc for breakfast in comparison to our samosa and kachoris.

Due to a big muslim population there are many non-veg restaurants, but really hard to find any suiting our taste. Relyin on Barbeque Nation, WOW and Masti in this regard.

Its Places

Not many historic places like jaipur, infact no historic place. Mall culture is prevalent. In Jaipur, whenever we feel lyk hanging out, we first think of nahargarh, jaigarh, ajmer dargah etc but here it is Akashardham Temple, Alphaone mall etc.

However, within a distance of 100 kms from Ahmedabad there are many good places like Nal Sarovar, Patan ki Vav etc.

Its Infrastructure.

The basic facilities like Roads, Drinking Water and Electricity are well developed here. Gujarat has always been a prosperous state due to its favorable location. The electricity distribution network is private run which has ensured continuous supply. I personally beleive that the corruption level here is lesser in comparison to rajasthan which is visible from the high durability of the roads.

The public transportation system which is a pre-condition for functioning of a big city is very much present here. Fast mode of transportation through Bus Rapid Transportation System(BRTS) and abundance of Autos, Taxis etc. serve the purpose.

The highways as well as city roads are well developed. Wide roads are present which are capable of handling population and transportation to be there after 10-15 years. 

I must be misssing many aspects but yaar mai koi amitabh bachchan to hun nahi jiska lamba blog duniya padhe, isliye i wud lyk to cut short here only.

In the end I would lyk to say that Ahmedabad is a very nice city and I would always love to reside here if given a chance.

Disclaimer: The above mentioned things have been witnessed by me in the last 3 years being a resident of Ahmedabad. The views are bound to differ.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010


Hav u eva gav it a thot tht y we feel ourselves to b backward even if we r being termed as future superpower by d world...???
D reasons tht might flash ur mind must b corruption,illeteracy,poverty nd so on...

But i amnt goin to repeat all those...i was thinking abt 2 things tht we must improve in order to b close to d developed nations...

D problems tht come across moi mind otha thn poverty,unemployment etc r as follows:

First nd d foremost thin KASHMIR,we r reading frm d past many months abt d bad conditions or burning of kashmir to b exact(not by d terrorists)...
I cant go in d detail as i dun hav much knowlede abt law but wht i feel nd to which most people of kasmir wud agree is tht d most severe problem dey face is tht of ill treatment nd exploitation by security forces nd police...
D forces r given so much authority tht dey can do anythin dey want,it is important to give them special powers in a sensitive place lyk kashmir but if those special powers designed fo d well bein of kashmiris in turn offend dem thn d question surely arises-wht is deir use?????
And adding to tht angst is govt's attitude to tht...d state govt is in hands of an inefficient,immature leader who doesnt knw anythin but to appease central govt or rather RAHUL GANDHI...
Talking abt d central govt....it is highly patient whn it somes to kashmir...dey wait fo kasmir to b burnt down nd hn just make a stetement to d people to calm down....dis tym dey hav went a step ahead nd sent a team of 3 prominent people to go nd hav a look at problems nd suggest remedies....govt doesnt even care to send ny minister or person who has quite much idea abt deir problems...i guess dis might offend d kashmiris too...
Whn PAKISTAN makes a comment abt kashmir it is told to shut up...d problem is tht INDIA wants full control ova kashmir but still treats it as sum inoperating part of d body just as it treats NORTH EAST...
If INDIA continues wid dis attitude toward kashmir d day is not far away whn SEPARATISTS wil becum so strong tht we wud feel hapless...

D same problem is of NAXALITES...naxalites r people of our country only who thinks tht dey hav been so exploited nd avoided by d govt to d extent tht only whn dey use armed weapons dey can make deir voice heard....
Now govt can take 2 kind of actions in dis case.....either dey can hav a talk wid dem nd try to fnd solution or dey cud treat dem lyk SRI LANKA did LTTE...
But d govt aint taking any step....its watching policeman captured nd killed brutally....

Dese r just 2 problems tht INDIA has failed to cope with.....dere r plenty lyk dese...
Evey1 talks abt d danger of terrorist attacks ova d country but dese much bigger problems aint being given weight...

Now d second thin i wud lyk to point out to is CHINA...
Wateva u may term it as i wud say it to b cowardness....INDIA is just not responding to wht CHINA is doin...we all must hav read tht mes of CHINA capturing indian territory,using srilnakan trritory etc....nd it is true....but d govt denied it....y is it so...???..
Dere might b 2 reasons fo tht....INDIAN govt is afraid of CHINA as china is much stronger thn us or dey want china to take control of indian territory...?????
U may decide on ur own.....whn PAKISTAN makes a comment abt kashmir we reply so aggressively nd here nuthin is done...

U knw afta UPA govt's 1st term i thot tht dis is d only political party tht can lead us strongly nd take our country to higher levels...nd tht is y i voted fo dem nd asked all otha to do so...i must hav got dem 20 odd votes...
But now i think i was wrong...i dun regret it still as dere is no otha party to vote fo but congress has also let us down...in is 1st term due to coalitions it was able to do all d things it wanted nd thts y people voted fo dem in majority so tht dey cud show deir real colors but d colors wud b dark nobody expected...
D govt has failed on every aspect....it seems tht PMO has no work bt to sign fake bills of COMMONWEALTH...i feel ashamed of being its suppoter fo so long...

Fo all those who dun knw i hav got a new love in moi life.....moi new BIKE- ROYAL ENFIELD THUNDERBIRD...
I cant tell u n words d AUKAT of dis bike....i feel very proud to b owner of dis SHIP(thts wht sum people call it)...

I have moi SSC interview on 25th....hope i do well....wish me luck guys...
Rest all is fine wid me...


Lincoln's Moral Dilemma

It's said that Abraham Lincoln once sized up the case of a prospective client as follows:

"You have a good case, technically, but in terms of justice and equity, it's got problems. So you'll have to look for another lawyer to handle the case, because the whole time I was up there talking to the jury, I'd be thinking, 'Lincoln, you're a liar!' and I might just forget myself and say it out loud."


"By the tym a man realises tht mayb his father was right,he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."

Charles Woodworth

Monday, August 23, 2010


Finally i m writing....

I wishd to write on moi blog's anniversary but cudnt due to sum reasons(d same bcoz of which i was not able to write in d last 3-4 months)... nd tht is NUTHIN...

I sumtimes feel tht dere r so many things tht r awkward or whom i dun adress properly nd dey keep haunting or rathr carry on getting older wid me...i wud lyk to share sum of fem wid u ol..

Sumtimes i feel y m i so lethargic.....y i always try to postpone things....y i make excuses umpteen times a day fo not doin work....y i m unpunctual most of d times....y i abuse many a times mor thn i wish nd i shud....y i dun do wht i planned in d loo....y i sumtimes get frustated lyk hell....y i feel lyk lonely even wid so many people arnd....y m i not studyin....y m i doin job....y i sumtimes b a nymphomanic nd sumtimes platonic....y i try to avoid a person who i lyk....

y i feel tht i m getting tht feelin nd den realize an hour afta tht it was all sham....y i being an atheist feel lyk clasping hands in front of god sumtimes....y i m highly sceptic to sum people nd things....y i m confused on moi career options....y i feel lyk running away frm wht i m doin....y i feel lyk tht corruption is a part of system nd thn afta watchin RDB think tht its ol ridiculous nd i being a youth shud change it....y i being an hindu supprt muslims in every argument wid moi papa....y i feel lyk sayin truth always to moi pa even if i hav done sumthin wrong or shameful

y i feel lyk sayin SORRY to sum1 even if she wont accept it....y i feel lyk slamming moi head into d wall in nostalgia...y i m still in LOVE wid a person who iz far out of moi lyf....y i feel lyk lovin sum frnd at 1 tym nd loathin him d otha....y people always supprt wht dey hav said even if dey knw deep down deir heart tht dey r wrong including me....y is it tht even being considered a mature guy i hav so much childishness left in me nd person who iz not considered mature always opposes childish things....

y iz it tht i try to analyse things nd persons unnecessarily....y is it tht knewing tht a thin iz bad or wrong i carry on doin it....y i force sum of moi actions on others....y i keep on sayin things tht wudnt work on d person for whom it is meant....nd y iz tht i feel lyk sayin goodbye to dis world forever.......

dese r sum things tht bother me infact hav been bothering me frm d last 3 odd yrs...but dese r sum things tht wil clean up giving way fo sum others to come,wid tym...

I had 2 things in mind fo writin...1st being moi exp in IDBI interview nd second being COMMONWEALTH...but i dun knw how dis thing came to moi mind....dese r things which every 19-23 guy wil exp in his lyf in sum form or d otha...so thot of sharing it...

Hope u lyk it...:)


Talkin abt wats goin on in moi lyf...

I m doin d SBBJ job fo now....appered fo SSC(income tax,custom inspector job) clerd pre,apprd fo mains nd quite hopeful of clearing it also...

Hav droppd d idea of doin MBA as of now....wil do it sumday may b an executive one or through GMAT...

Hope u guys r ROCKING...!!!!



Live-In Maid

A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. They hired a lovely lass for the job


She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat. One day, after about six months, she came in and said she would have to quit.

"But why?" asked the disappointed wife.

She hemmed and hawed and said she didn't want to say, but the wife was persistent, so finally she said, "Well on my day off a couple of months ago I met this good-looking fellow from over in the next county, and well, I'm pregnant."

The wife said, "Look, we don't want to lose you. My husband and I don't have children, and we'll adopt your baby if you will stay."

She talked to her husband; he agreed, and the maid said she would stay. The baby came, they adopted it, and all went well.

After several months though, the maid came in again and said that she would have to quit. The wife questioned her, found out that she was pregnant again, talked to her husband, and offered to adopt the baby if she would stay. She agreed, had the baby, they adopted it, and life went on as usual.

In a few months, however, she again said she would have to leave. Same thing. She was pregnant. They made the same offer, she agreed, and they adopted the third baby. She worked for a week or two, but then said, "I am definitely leaving this time."

"Don't tell me you're pregnant again?" asked the lady of the house.

"No," she said, "there are just too many kids here to pick up after."


"Wisdom too often never comes, and so one ought not to reject it merely because it comes late"
felix frankfurter

Monday, March 8, 2010


Frm last many days i m thinkin tht d eagerness,anxiety and purpose wid which u start a thing fades away so quickly...

D reason fo dis thin comin to moi mind is ME myself....whn i started dis blog,d thing which i had in mind was tht it wil suffice all moi writing desire...first i thot tht d passion is goin away....but now i think tht,tht desire has itself gone not d passion tht i hav fo dis blog...

I thot tht i wil write it as DIARY,which went on like so fo sum days but got off d track just a few days later....now i m in tht phase whr i want to write but dun get much things to write as i dun want to write abt social topics(which i used to) as it wudnt help d cause in any way and in moi busy schedule i dun get many intrstin things to write plus time is also factor here..

So i hav decided tht i wudnt care abt dis thing now(time gap between 2 blogs) as it its not a positive thing to think about..wud write only whn feel lyk writing and hav a thing or 2 to write abt...

D latest news is moi CAT result...not up to d mark i wud say....just scored 95 while i expected and told everybody tht 98 is a minimum...but whn i c tht a 99.82 or even 99.91 %ile guy doesnt get a cal frm a single IIM den d disappointment goes away as a person wid almost 100 %ile,above 85% in 10th and 12th and 36 months of work-ex doesnt get a call den i cudnt hav a got a cal at 98...

Still wud get calls frm 6-8 institutes for GD/PI....best wishes required frm u guys...!!!
I wrote above tht i wud refrain myself frm writing on social topics,but i cant help myself doin it...

Wht do u guys think abt WOMEN RESERVATION BILL..????

For me its one more disaster...its not goin to help in women empowerment in any way,infact it wil remind themselves of d discrimination dey face everyday...sum people say tht wht is wrong in giving dem reservation as SC/ST hav also got reservation everywhere,which i dun agree to,SC/ST's were given reservation bcoz of d vulnerable position dey were in so as to give dem an oppurtunity to b a part of INDIA.,whereas women reservation seems to me s tool to woo women and also come at parity wid our neighbours who hav larger percentage of women in parliament.

Okk,now think d otha way,wht wil happen to d existing MP's,whn d seats wil b divided fo women,d MP's who hav been performing well wil also b kicked off and sum BAD ones wil still remain,given deir political status...

Dey say tht even PAKISTAN,NEPAL and BANGLADESH hav more percentage of women MP's thn our country....so wht,PAKISTAN is still a country wid d most number of women exploitation cases and is counted among d countries wid highest level of women backwardness..

Plus,if reservation is given,den d thing which wil happen is tht d sitting MP wil get his daughter,wife,in laws to stand on his behalf and obviously dey wil win bcoz of d gretaer influence of D sittin MP....how wil it help in women empowement..?????
We hav seen an iliterate RABRI DEVI operating on behalf of his husband who was restricted from standing in elections and performing devastatingly bad...

And what's d basic idea of resrvation-to help d real deserving women come out and b in parliament...which i think happens today also...d women who r capable of being in parliament are dere and wil continue being dere if dey perform well which wil automatically motivate others to participate...

And d last and final point(may b bcoz i m a male,all otha points unbiased)...after dis women reservation d total reservation in parliament wil bcome 48% and wil it b fair enogh to men falling in general category which amount to 78% of indian population to contest fo only 52% of d seats.

I m not a male chauvinistic,but still wil b against dis reservation...



Power of Verse

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven...) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"


"I never have reservations about doing anything as long as i'm being paid."

Sunday, February 14, 2010


Its been 45 days i last posted....and its a SHAME FO ME...

D last month has been very very special fo me...!!!
I cant write whole of it but wud try to summarize in d best way possible...

2 STORIES to go:

On 29th whn i went to office i got to knw tht i hav to go to BIKANER fo a training of 2 weeks...surprised,shocked and annoyed i went to d manager and asked him to either cancel or suspend it,but neither of d option was feasible fo him...

With no otha option i had to go to training...i entered d campus wid d feelin tht d next 14 days r goin to b a hard tym fo me..

D first day was a confirmation of dat view....d class had 65 people(12 female)....arnd 12 were ex-army men out of which one was moi roommate....he was just double moi age....talked to a couple of guys and also went fo outing wid dem in d evening thinking dat dey wil accompany me in drinking,but aisa hua nahin...akele hi ho aaya talli..

Second day i talked to otha guys also and found 2 fo company in d evening tym...
Third day i talked to sum more guys and now d fun had begun...rest of d days cant b described in words...i havent enjoyd so much in moi lyf....All of us were frm different areas and branches but we jelled so nicely tht it was impossible to say tht we were together just fo 2 weeks...

On sunday we all went fo BIKANER trip....wht a day it was...BUS me jo cheap commentbaazi ki hum londo ne..superb fun..also got to c WHITE MOUSE in KARNI MATA TEMPLE(hope it helps in CAT result)...

Afta tht sunday...jo thoda bacha tha wo bhi khul gaya...second week was hardcore masti...as always was a backbencher in d class wid messaging on and wateva one may speak clapping was a must...raat ko 7 bajte hi bas 1 cheez hoti thi...

Antakshari kheli thi 1 din where i made d girl team win...and d last night we had a DJ party....and u guys wont belev i was d person who had d responsibility to make every1 dance and more amazingly i did it...T.T bhi khela karta tha mai bahut....

In totality it was extreme fun...we all had a blast and we got so attached tht we literally had tears in our eyes wen leaving...

Its d most memorable and unforgettable experience of moi lyf and it wil b wid me all through moi lyf..

2-4 sher hain....pasand aaye to clap kijiyega:

1) 1 din zindagi aise mukaam par pahuch jaegi,
dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jaegi,
har cup chai yaad tumhari dilaegi,
aankhein fir nam ho jayengi,
Office ke chamber me classroom nazar ayegi,
par chahne par bhi proxy nahi lag paegi,
Us waqt paisa to bahut hoga magar,
unhe lutne ki wajah hi kho jaegi,
Ji le khul kar iss pal ko mere dost,
kyunki zindagi in palon ko fir se na dohraegi...!!!!

2) Jab kabhi khud ko tanha pate hain,
Apke sath bitaye "WO PAL" yaad aate hain,
Ji rahe h bus isi khushi ke intezar me,
Suna hai kabhi-kabhi "KUCH BEETE HUYE PAL" LAUT KE AATE HAIN...!!!!

3) Akela ja raha tha jeevan ki in kathin rasto par,
niraash dukhi.
Fir 1 mod pe aapke jaisa dost mila aur baaki zindagi ki bhi,
Vaat lag gayi...!!!!

I wanna write one poem or song fo d rip but right now i amnt doin it...may b d next tym i wil write it...

Hope u guys r having a gr8 tym...!!!
Love ya ol..!!!!


Sure Thing Bar Bet
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money. "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"