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Small Conversation between a BHAKT & an ANTI-NATIONAL.

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Since times immemorial our society/world knew two kinds of people-men & women.
Then came our distinctions based on caste, creed, colour, religion etc. But since last many centuries, the distinction that has been most prominent in our country has been that of Hindu & Muslims.

But let bygones be bygones..we today in this digital world had to have something of our own, not pitted in our minds by our forefathers and fathers, so we developed a new lingo..
Now all the people of this country are divided into 2 kinds- the first are called BHAKTS and all others ANTI-NATIONAL.

So on one fine day both of them decided to have a conversation, which eventually turned into an argument, which eventually turned into a spat, which eventually turned into maa behen ki gaalis, which eventually turned into killing of one of them.
lets see who gets to be KANSASed and who gets to be TRUMPed.

This is a conversation happening after 1 year of demonitisation and also 1 year of TRUMPisisation.

BHAKT: See …

TOLERANCE

In this hullabaloo over INTOLERANCE we have forgotten what defines us the most- TOLERANCE.
So, first lets see some of the BIGGEST TOLERANCES of our nation and its people.

1) Even after having 2-4 mbps speed, if d service doesnt work well, we avoid it, that is called tolerance.
2) Despite being one of the followers of Swatchh Bharat Abhiyan, we tend to close our eyes to others littering on the roads, that is tolerance.
3) If terrorists attack, we talk of retribution and break of ties with our neighbour, but when maoists attack and kill more security personnel than the terrorists we hardly raise any voice, that is also tolerance.
4) We go to government offices expecting to wait for 2 hours for a 2 min work, and return back home happily if the work got completed in 1 hour, that is tolerance.
5) We share the flag of France when Paris is attacked in solidarity, but show our tolerance when the same happens to us in Pathankot.
6) People like Radhe Maa and Asaaram make fool of us, but we sti…

NEW YEAR Non-RESOLUTIONS.

HAPPY NEW YEAR guys.

Every new year brings with it RESOLUTIONS. Many people try to make resolutions, which mostly dun last even for a week. I also made one, my room partner also made one, but we both know it aint going to last long.
So, instead of focusing on RESOLUTIONS, lets be sarcastic and focus on some NON-RESOLUTIONS. Lets try to figure out some NON-RESOLUTIONS of people/organisations etc of different fields.
Just remember, these are vice-versa of RESOLUTIONS...these are things we want these people to do(except for the last one) but its not going to happen for sure.
(A) NARENDRA MODI
1) I shall not visit any foreign country and try to discover some beautiful places of the 7th largest country of the world.  2) I shall always condemn any illogical statements made by the most intelligent and secular ministers of my government. 3) From this year onward, I shall never try to please my mentors Amit Shah and VHP. 4) I shall push the rhetoric aside and perform. 5) I shall not only co…

3 years in ahmedabad.

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A very long tym since i wrote d last blog.
Have completed 3 years as Central Excise Inspector in Ahmedabad. Though it is very hard to write all the experiences but wud lyk sharing some of them in 3 blogs. In the 1st one I would be writing about the city of Ahmedabad, its places, life, people, food etc., in the 2nd post i shall be writing about the job, its pros, cons, atmostphere, people, work culture etc. and in the 3rd one i wud write about my personal achievements, incidents, happenings, etc.
Ahmedabad
When i first came to ahmedabad in 2011 for medical/physical test I dint feel very good about the city or its people. But from the feeling of being an outsider who shall be leaving d place on d very 1st instance if given a chance, i have becum a person who shall love to spend my whole lyf in d city. Originally being from jaipur, my first love wud always be it but ahmedabad wud be d 2nd choice everytym. Whenever i go to jaipur everyone asks me about d lifestyle, development, people etc…

SUPERPOWER ND THUNDERBIRD...!!!!

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Hav u eva gav it a thot tht y we feel ourselves to b backward even if we r being termed as future superpower by d world...???D reasons tht might flash ur mind must b corruption,illeteracy,poverty nd so on...
But i amnt goin to repeat all those...i was thinking abt 2 things tht we must improve in order to b close to d developed nations...
D problems tht come across moi mind otha thn poverty,unemployment etc r as follows:
First nd d foremost thin KASHMIR,we r reading frm d past many months abt d bad conditions or burning of kashmir to b exact(not by d terrorists)... I cant go in d detail as i dun hav much knowlede abt law but wht i feel nd to which most people of kasmir wud agree is tht d most severe problem dey face is tht of ill treatment nd exploitation by security forces nd police... D forces r given so much authority tht dey can do anythin dey want,it is important to give them special powers in a sensitive place lyk kashmir but if those special powers designed fo d well bein of kashmiri…

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Finally i m writing....
I wishd to write on moi blog's anniversary but cudnt due to sum reasons(d same bcoz of which i was not able to write in d last 3-4 months)... nd tht is NUTHIN...
I sumtimes feel tht dere r so many things tht r awkward or whom i dun adress properly nd dey keep haunting or rathr carry on getting older wid me...i wud lyk to share sum of fem wid u ol..
Sumtimes i feel y m i so lethargic.....y i always try to postpone things....y i make excuses umpteen times a day fo not doin work....y i m unpunctual most of d times....y i abuse many a times mor thn i wish nd i shud....y i dun do wht i planned in d loo....y i sumtimes get frustated lyk hell....y i feel lyk lonely even wid so many people arnd....y m i not studyin....y m i doin job....y i sumtimes b a nymphomanic nd sumtimes platonic....y i try to avoid a person who i lyk....
y i feel tht i m getting tht feelin nd den realize an hour afta tht it was all sham....y i being an atheist feel lyk clasping hands in front of …

GD/PI and RESERVATIONS..!!!

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Frm last many days i m thinkin tht d eagerness,anxiety and purpose wid which u start a thing fades away so quickly...
D reason fo dis thin comin to moi mind is ME myself....whn i started dis blog,d thing which i had in mind was tht it wil suffice all moi writing desire...first i thot tht d passion is goin away....but now i think tht,tht desire has itself gone not d passion tht i hav fo dis blog...
I thot tht i wil write it as DIARY,which went on like so fo sum days but got off d track just a few days later....now i m in tht phase whr i want to write but dun get much things to write as i dun want to write abt social topics(which i used to) as it wudnt help d cause in any way and in moi busy schedule i dun get many intrstin things to write plus time is also factor here..
So i hav decided tht i wudnt care abt dis thing now(time gap between 2 blogs) as it its not a positive thing to think about..wud write only whn feel lyk writing and hav a thing or 2 to write abt...
D latest news is moi CAT …