Then came our distinctions based on caste, creed, colour, religion etc. But since last many centuries, the distinction that has been most prominent in our country has been that of Hindu & Muslims.
But let bygones be bygones..we today in this digital world had to have something of our own, not pitted in our minds by our forefathers and fathers, so we developed a new lingo..
Now all the people of this country are divided into 2 kinds- the first are called BHAKTS and all others ANTI-NATIONAL.
So on one fine day both of them decided to have a conversation, which eventually turned into an argument, which eventually turned into a spat, which eventually turned into maa behen ki gaalis, which eventually turned into killing of one of them.
lets see who gets to be KANSASed and who gets to be TRUMPed.
This is a conversation happening after 1 year of demonitisation and also 1 year of TRUMPisisation.
BHAKT: See our country has become so PAVITRA these days..no corruption, black money, money laundering, terror financing, blablabla..
ANTI-NATIONAL: Ghanta BC, 1 number ka chor hai modi..Apne ministers ka Note carry weight reduce karne ke liye kiya tha...pehle 500 ke 4 note leke ghumte the, ab dekho sirf 1.
BHAKT: You have never seen achche din in your life...that is why you are not able to realise that achche din are here.
ANTI-NATIONAL: Ghanta BC, achche din to tab ayenge jab BHARAT KE TUKDE HONGE, INSHALLAH. Aur kaheke acchhe din be, saale us mallya ki wajah se mere bhaiya ko koi bank loan nahi de raha, PUNJAB me BAADALon ne aatank macha rakha hai chitta uga uga ke aur JOBLESS GROWTH sune ho..saala UPSC ne bhi 100 vacancies kam kar di hain iss baar.
BHAKT: You are jealous of our PM..you cannot TOLERATE his success...
ANTI-NATIONAL: BC tu to TOLERANCE ka paath sikhaye mat.
BHAKT: Haan Haan theek hai. But see, due to his demonitisation effect we won UP elections.
ANTI-NATIONAL: Ghanta BC, saale demonitisation se bada haath to PAPPU ka hai tumhe jitane mein.
BHAKT: Whatever may be the reason, now this country will be DEVBHOOMI.
ANTI-NATIONAL: bharat ke tukde honge hazaar, inshallah.
BHAKT: Abe tumhare in harkaton ke liye to humare bachche ABVP hi kaafi hain.
ANTI-NATIONAL: humare paas bhi hai student support aur SFI.
BHAKT: Kya kar loge, Police kejriwal ki nahi humari hai, bhool gaye?
ANTI-NATIONAL: JNU abhi bhi humare baap ka hai, saala aag laga denge, 1 bhi bachche ko padhai nahi karne denge. fir bulana us HRD minister ko.
BHAKT: abe usko to hum kabka hata diye, wo humari hi nahi sunti thi. Humne IIM Bill bhi paas kiya hai, usse dekhna kitni autonomy badhegi.
ANTI-NATIONAL: Ghanta BC, saale tumhe to har jagah apne bhakt fit karne ka mauka chahiye. Pehle to tum AAM AADMI ka hi chutiya kat te the, ab to intellectual logon ka bhi kaatne lage.
BHAKT: are tu ye sab chhod, mudde pe aa...dekh humne kaise sarkari aadmiyon ki maar rakhi hai..7th CPC me kaata, fir Biometric machine laga daali aur ye demonitisation me to saara KAALA DHAN hadap liya.
ANTI-NATIONAL: Abe sabko pata hai...ye ek kaam tumne saala public demand pe kiya hai..sarkaari aadmi ki maregi to public bhi khush..but ye kaala dhan wala chochla bekaar gya tumhara...sabke thikaane lag gaye.
BHAKT: Surgical Strike ke baare me kya bolega saale..
ANTI-NATIONAL: Abe to us stance ko continue rakhte na...why are u discussing IWT with PAK and why did u support their man being secretary general of SAARC...pehle to bade uchhal rahe the ki SAARC ko dismantle kar denge, BIMSTEC ko strong banayenge.
BHAKT: Samay ke saath badalna padta hai. Ye america wale hi dekh le, ye bhi BHAKT ban hi gaye na, TRUMP ko bana diya president..ab dekh dono deshon ke bhakt milke kya kya karte hain apne prabhu ke disha nirdesh mein.
ANTI-NATIONAL: Hahaha, abe wo apne baap ka saga nahin hai. Waise bhi wo GHAJINI hai, aaj bolega aur fir dopahar tak khud hi bhool jaega. Kahin INDIA-IRAN me confuse hoke nuclear bomb yahan hi na gira de.
BHAKT: Shubh Shubh bol yaar. Girayenge to hum PAKISTAN pe.
ANTI-NATIONAL: chal tujhe 1 stats batata hun. INDIA ke paas 130 nuclear weapn hain aur PAK ke paas 120. Ab dekh ye to tu maanega ki country ko tabaah karne ke liye 8-10 hi kaafi hain. To humare paas chahe 20 PAK tabaah karne ka asla ho, PAK to humari le hi lega.
BHAKT: Yaar tu ye logical baatein na kiya kar...meri kilas jaati hai..fir saala mujhe tera khoon karna padega.
ANTI-NATIONAL: saale jaise tum logon ne USKA kiya tha..Kashmir azaad hoke rahega, bharat ke tukde honge hazaar, inshallah.
BHAKT: chal BC.
ANTI-NATIONAL: chal BDK.
BHAKT: *delhi waali gaaliyan*
ANTI-NATIONAL: *kashmir waali gaaliyan*
ANTI-NATIONAL: MODI HAAYE HAAYE.
Iske baad kya hua hoga, you can easily make out..the last dialogue heard was "BHARAT MATA KI JAI".
There were many more interesting conversations between the two, but due to paucity of time this much could only be written.