ALL ISS WELL. or mayb not..!!!

I hav been dying to write....and as i m on a leave fo 4 days frm tom i hav d privilege of sleeping late in d night...so it has to b BIG...

Moi writing wud consist of RUCHIKAS's case and also an EXCLUSIVE akash's review of 3 IDIOTS(no need to laugh)....and sum INTRSTING THINGS WHICH I HAV THOT ABT 2010...!!!

For all those who dun knw who RUCHIKA was,here goes d story...

RUCHIKA was a girl who lived in CHANDIGARH,she was quite fond of playing LAWN TENNIS....one day whn she was playing wid her frnd at d state tennis association's courts,she was called by a police officer called S.P.S. RATHORE,who was also d president of HARYANA LAWN TENNIS ASSOCIATION,to his office...

She was molested by him....RUCHIKA was just 14 yrs old at tht tym and dis happened 19 yrs ago....AUGUST 1990...

She got traumatised and told her friend ARADHNA's parents abt it....dey eventually told her father abt it which led to a statement being recorded before then DG R.R.SINGH...

But it dint help her cause....RATHORE told dem to take deir complaint back othawise he wud finish off d entire family and eventually proved as gud as his words...

RUCHIKA was restigated frm school as Rathore's daughter also studied in d same school(she was her batchmate)....and as his father said on WE THE PEOPLE,on grnds of LOOSE CHARACTER...

Rathore sent people who threw stones at her house and screamed filth....11 cases of auto theft were recorded against her brother...he was arrested and tortured in police custody....

Den came d moment...finally Ruchika broke down seeing her family in trouble considering herself as d reason fo all d trauma and commited SUICIDE on DECEMBER 23,1993..

In d meantime,Rathore was promoted to d post of ADG(correct me if wrong) and was recommended by d state govt fo PRESIDENTIAL AWARD FOR BRAVERY...

Now u must b thinking dat in our country whr scams and cases are forgotten quickly wht made dis case come in limelight again...

Ofcourse d JUDGEMENT yaar.... and d judgement says tht RATHORE is too old to b given a long sentence and considering his health and age,his punishment extends to 6 MONTHS(d minimum sentence fo a case of molestation is 2 YEARS)

Now wht an excellent judgement....afta a suicide,dozen of false cases of robbery,expulsion frm school,living a lyf equivalent to hell and 19 yrs of fighting against injustice,6 months of imprisonment is enogh..????

And d worst thing was RATHORE cumin out of d court wid a shameless smile on his face...

And u knw wht....in d last 19 yrs many RUCHIKA's must hav committed suicide but no1 gives a damn...

Just bcoz dis case belongs to a middle class family nd her father is fighting fo it dis case is still alive....just fo an example....d govt and d country werent serious abt terrorist attacks until dey rockd posh localities and hotels of mumbai....

Dats how it goes in our country...

But we shud make most of dis oppurtunity....lets get stud up fo dis case and let DEM knw tht dis wil not b tolerated anymore in dis country....

Whn i see dis case i get reminded of a dialogue frm VEER-ZARA...manoj bajpai said to srk

:"HAMARE(Pakistan) AUR AAPKE(India) DESH me kaunsi aisi cheez hai jo paise aur power se haasil nahi ki ja sakti"

As RUCHIKA's father said

,"D SMILE SHUD GO"...

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I thot tht i wud give a review of 3 IDIOTS....but now i m thinking tht it wudnt help amybody but wil make moi page unneccesarily long...

So review isnt required

MOI RATING:4.5/5...

ALL ISS WELL

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Everyone thinks of RESOLUTIONS wen new year comes closer but i hav sumthin diff in store....i m thinking tht i wil celebrate(wid moi frnds) MONTHS...

JAN:YTD*

FEB:INTERVIEW MONTH

MAR:EXAM MONTH(dis 1 is fo ya CHUNKY)

APR:DARU MONTH

MAY:CRICKET MONTH

JUN:SHOPPING MONTH

JUL:SAVINGS MONTH

AUG:FLIRT MONTH

SEP:TRUE LOVE MONTH

OCT:STUDY MONTH(fo moi CA frnds)

NOV:BIRTHDAY MONTH

DEC:TRIP MONTH

*yet to decide

Lets c if dis works...and d thing decided fo APRIL can extend to 1 more month and if i get moi dream college dis year den d order wil change i.e. moi favourites wil occur in d first half of d year...

and if u guys hav sum more intrsting thots fo dis month system...plz rent dem...

So wht r ur NEW YEAR EVE plans guys....?????

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And i forgot to tel u ol abt d meeting wid one of moi sweetest frnd MEGHA....

I met her fo d 1st tym wen i went to Delhi fo IDBI exam....

aur kya bolon MEGHA....tu hi likh dena comment me....

o yeah,bahut choti si hai....i hav got her a new name CHUHIYA...

Jokes apart,a wonderful girl wid a golden heart...!!!!

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So here comes d end of 2009....

WISHING U ALL A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR...

HOPE 2010 BRINGS ALL D PROSPERITY AND HAPPINESS TO YOU...!!!!

JOKE:

Pay for the Food

There was a poor old Irish cobbler whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant.

Every day at lunch time, Mike, the Irish gent, would go out the back of his shop and eat his soda bread and maybe a kipper or piece of Irish blue cheese while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the restaurant's kitchen.

One morning, the Irishman was surprised to receive an invoice in the mail from the adjoining restaurant for "enjoyment of food" Mystified, he marched right over to the restaurant to point out that he had not bought a thing from them. The manager said, "You're enjoying our food, so you should pay us for it." The Irishman refused to pay and the restaurant took him to court.

At the hearing, the judge asked the restaurant to present their side of the case. The manager said, "Every day, this man comes and sits outside our kitchen and smells our food while eating his. It is clear that we are providing added value to his poor food and we deserve to be compensated for it."

The judge turned to Mike and said, "What do you have to say to that?" The old Irishman didn't say a thing but smiled and stuck his hand in his pocket and rattled the few coins he had inside. The judge asked him, "What is the meaning of that?" The Irishman replied with a mile wide grin, - "I'm paying for the smell of his food with the sound of my money."

QUOTE:

“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.”

Bill Vaughn

I M LOVIN IT...!!!!!

so how r u guys doin....!!!!

its been a long tym i last posted....

D first reason wud b dat of CAT and second being dat of JOB...

Today also as i havent got anythin special to talk abt,wud not say much...

Just a brief detail of how CAT went and how moi JOB is doin...

Moi CAT was on 5th december,as most of u knw...

It was a decent paper,not as easy as everybody who gave CAT(before me) said...

60 ques equally distributed among 3 sections....

attempted 55 or 56...

QA:18-19

DI:18

VA:19

I found DI to b moderate,tables were more dan easy....LR was a bit tough thogh...

Dere was 1 set which was copied frm last year's CAT...d stats were same but d ques. were different...

QA(maths),i found to b quite doable(unlike most of d guys frm moi slot)...dere were no ques straightforward frm NUMBER SYSTEM,which almost all d people studied d most....

ENGLISH was more dan difficult...CAT ki aukat ki thi....I would rate it as difficult dan dat of last year...RC's were horribly tough....VA comprised mostly of PARAJUMBLES(one of d few things i hate)....i am doubtful on d accuracy in dis sec...

I hope i hav done enogh to get atleast a call frm IIM's...

I would not comment on d grieviences,discrepancies and malpractises dat hav got hold of CAT,as it has been done by thousands of people all arnd d country(including me) and i wouldnt say anythin different..

Lets hope IIM's take a decision fair and equal to all d candidates...

And i hav joined SBBJ finally...today was moi 4TH day in office...

d experience has been pretty gud til now...

d staff is very nice and so is d work...

Actually d work suits a lazy and lethargic person lyk me....dere is a lot of work to do,but its all to b done sitting at a place...

And d best part is tht u can leave d office as an wen ur work gets completed,whether d clock is showing 4,5 or 6...

D reporting tym is also not binding....10 am is d official tym but its fine if u reach office by 10:30 or even 11(havent tried dis so far)....

And d worst part,koi bhi ACHCHI ladki nahi hai...

I hav done it again...!!!!!

lost a 500 Rs. note.....:(

I said dat havent got anything to speak abt,but i think i hav exceeded....

Joke and quote follow

JOKE:

Silent Treatment

Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to go golfing. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the 'war'), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00am."

The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and that his friends had left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It's 5:00 am. Wake up."

Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests

QUOTE:

“All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.”

ARISTOTLE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...!!!!!

so guys i m back on blogosphere...!!!!

I wanted to post all all d things dat i dint in d last 12 odd days,but 3 things dat need special mention hav happened in d last 2 days....so i wil talk abt dem only...!!!!

TODAY(23rd nov) is a very special day in moi lyf....its her birthday today(now dun ask who's)...

and as i m not on talking terms wid her(she doesnt talk to me to b specific),i was in real tension dat if i wud b able to wish her,it aggravated wen her mobile came switched off at 12(night)...i kept on calling til 12:30,after 12:30 moi call went on waiting...and dat waiting lasted for arnd 1 hour...den as i was feeling sleepy and seeing no hope of talking to her i slept...!!!

I woke up in d morning arnd 10,d first thing i did was to call her,she dint attend d call...i tried again after 1 hour,den also she dint attend moi call...!!!

Afta another 1 hour wen i tried having d expectation of her not responding,she picked up d call...i cant describe how i felt...here goes d conversation:

ME:hi .....

.....:hi,who is it?

ME:HAPPY BIRTHDAY .....!!!!!

.....:thank u...!!!!

ME:akash here

.....: .........

ME:dun put d phone down as u did last tym...

.....:okk

ME:so how is it goin?

.....:gud.

ME:u in college?

.....:no.

ME:okk,so how hav u been?

.....:gud.

.....:listen i cant talk to u..

ME:i knw..!!!!

.....:undrstand yaar.

ME:are no issues,i called just to wish u....i undrstand

ME:Bye den,HAPPY BIRTHDAY once again....!!!!

It was so amazing,i was waiting for dis day frm days...

Dis is d 1st tym i m discussing anythin dat relates wid moi personal lyf on moi blog and i m glad i waited for dis...

U knw wat,dis little conversation is enogh for me(till d next 23rd nov)....i m so happy today...!!!

Now d routine exercise of moi blog..

Today i felt 2 extreme emotions....1st(d overjoyous 1) i hav described already and 2nd(d antagonized 1) goes lyk dis...

Today whn i went to cast moi vote,i was surprised to hear dat i wasnt eligible to vote(thogh i voted in d loksabha elections)...d reason too was very silly....dey had moi name written wid dem wid different address(frm d LS tym) and dis tym while preparing d new list wen dey went to dat address dey dint find me(obviously),so moi name got deleted...dis means dat i amnt in d list of people who can vote....being a 20 year old guy dat isnt fair...moi frnd(19 yrs) voted and i dint...

Wht wil u call it....i wud term it as shameful for d govt,wht is d use of declaring d minimum voting age to b 18 wen a person who is 20 cant vote...

U must b thinking dat dis happened due to a mistake,but its not d only case i m talking abt dear...dere must b atleast 1000 people in dis city who dint vote for reasons lyk dis(or even liliputian)....dere are crores of people in dis country who vote without having voting cards,and millions of dose who r eligible but cant vote due to d slow pace of registration of voters....isnt it a matter of shame for d world's BIGGEST democracy..!!!

I m really pissed off....i really wanted to vote...i just love it....d reason which is often given for low turnout in elections is dat d people arent intrsted in voting....i consider dis also d reason almost equivalent to tht....d person who wants(or rather dying) to vote is denied d right to vote...

I belev dis is d only thing we hav(at dis point of tym) wid which we can bring abt a change in d system....but i lost out on dis too....i m really exasperated...

And if d CONGRESS loses out on 1 vote dis story wud hurt dem d most....!!!!!

Had INDIAN INSTITUTE OF FOREIGN TRADE(IIFT) entrance exam yesterday....

Dis was d worst peformance i hav ever given in any exam in moi whole lyf....absolutely dismal..

I was just wondering in d first half hour wat to do and same in d last half hour...in between i think i got reminded of d dream i saw in 11th class to study in IIFT...so performed betta....

But really,dis was moi worst performance ever....and i hav pledged dat i wont go to any exam taking medicine...dat tablet really blew off moi mind....i was just nowhere in d exam...i even got d intuition before d exam only...i told it to mummy dat i amnt going to perform well..!!!

IIFT is a real tough paper(toughest of all MET'S).....or rather i shud say...BAAP OF CAT....!!!

As dey say u shud try and find out positives frm ur mistakes and failures....here it is....

Even after performing dis bad i m clearing d cutoff(as predicted by T.I.M.E)....so if even after performing gruesomely bad i can clear an exam den i can do wonders on MOI DAY(hope it turns out to b CAT).....

Waise even if i get a call i amnt sure dat i wil go fo d GD/INT as i wud b among d lowest scorers(among d shortlisted) and written is given d most weightage in d final selection,so chances turn out to b automatically bleak...

Are i forgot to tell u all(dose who dun knw)....i hav got moi posting changed frm SAWAI MADHOPUR to JAIPUR in SBBJ(dat too just 3-4 kms frm moi place)...and finally i m goin to join(megha,u listening?????)....

I have got an extension till CAT gets ova and wil b joining on 9th December....!!!!

CHEERZ...!!!!!

joke:

Interesting Ads and Signs, Part I

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Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.

This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

For Sale: Diamonds $20; microscopes $15. Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last Stock up and save.Limit: one

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Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!

quote:

On this special day i just want to say happy birthday....!!!!!

FINALLY....!!!!

So FINALLY i m writing sumthin.....afta a long gap of arnd 20 days...

As i hav not been writing frm so many days,wen yesterday i ws supposed to write i just thot which subject shud i write on....

And guess wat,RAJ THACKEREY proved to b a saviour again...

I wonder wht is dere in him which again and again forces him to get into all dis crap..!!!

Wht a mockery dey made of MAHARASHTRA LEGISLATIVE ASSEMBLY....mazaa aa gaya...

U knw wat,MNS is helping d country in a way....dint undrstand..!!!!

If MNS wud not had been dere,d CONGRESS wud had lost in Maharashtra....it was MNS which made victory possible for congress even afta d repetitive statements of SHARAD PAWAR dat,"prices of essential commodities will rise"...Feel sorry for SHIVSENA...

Still dint got how it is helping d country...are agar BJP-SHIVSENA jeetegi to barbadi hi hai.....waise i dun feel bad for ABU AZMI...he deserves to b beaten in d public(not for wat he did in d assembly but fo wat he did to JAYA PRADA)

And c wat dey hav got....4 of 13 r suspended for 4 yrs frm d assembly....SHAME(lol)..!!!!

Still 9 to go...!!!!

Yaar ye SWINE FLU to dara ke hi maar dalega...

I dun undrstand wats dis fuss abt....I personally dun c dis SWINE FLU as nuthin more dan a FLU(or rather MALARIA,DENGUE etc)....

I hav sumthin to suggest dis...

In 2008,arnd 28oo people in INDIA were affected by DENGUE out of which 40 died....dat brings d fatality rate to b arnd 1.43(per 100)...

In INDIA,till 3 oct 2009,arnd 10730 people hav been affected by SWINE FLU out of which arnd 340 hav died,which brings d fatality rate to arnd 3.1(per 100)....

It means dat d death rate of Swine flu is just double of dengue....which i think isnt a thing to create such a hullabaloo...

I undrstand dat dis is a disease(or rather an epidemic) which needs to b cured or prevented,but i m just saying dat it isnt a thing dat people shud get afraid of to such an extent....frm d past few days it is projected as sumthin more disastrous dan even AIDS or CAMCER...

U just sneeze and d person sitting besides u wud get an impression dat u r suffering frm SWINE FLU and wud go on a walk...

I wud just give u an example,few days ago moi sister got ill...moi father just out of curiosity tuk her for C.B.C and D.L.C test(or rather PLT)....whr her platelets came out to b arnd 120000(shud b minimum 150000)...d doctor said dat she needs to take rest and even afta dat if her platelets goes on a downtrend den it means dat she is suffering frm dengue...afta 2 days wen moi sis got fainted and moi dad tuk him fo dat test her platelets came out to b just 22ooo....!!!!!

D doc just wondered how ws she alive den and even not bleeding...she ws admitted into d hospital(dats anotha story)...

Now d thing i want to point out through dis story is dat if she wud hav gone to d doc even just afta 1 day she wud had rather died(god forbid)...

Now same goes wid SWINE FLU,if u dun detect it within 3-4 days den it can prove to b fatal(just lyk dengue) and if u detect it,it is fully curable as r millions of otha diseases...

Lets not create a havoc in d country for just anotha shit of AMERICA....

D govt is taking adequate steps...so need not worry

CHILLAX...!!!!

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MBA season has begun fo me...

IRMA ws a gud paper to start d season...helped me gain sum confidence i had been losing day by day...

Attempted 164/200 questions(gud enogh to b among d toppers...hahaha)...dat was necessary fo me as i knw GD wil hurt me,so having a gud written score wud compensate...

IIFT on 22nd(toughest of d lot)....

Just a brief list of exams i hav applied to and institutes i hav applied for(till date)...

EXAMS:-IRMA,IIFT,CAT,SNAP,XAT,FMS,NMAT

INSTITUTES:-MDI,LBSIM,UBS,NIRMA,IMI

Wil keep on updating(u wud not get d excuse of not knowing d date,b ready wid loads of luck...!!!)

Gaya tha "AJAB PREM KI GAZAB KAHANI" dekhne aur dekh aaya "LONDON DREAMS"....promised NANDITA dat wud write d review of APKGK but(waise bhi she dun care fo it)..

"LONDON DREAMS" was also a decent movie....SALMAN KHAN ROCKED...!!!

moi rating:-2.5/5(additional half fo SALMAN)

AND

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHOM I CUDNT WISH ON MOI BLOG:

KITTU(29 OCT)

ABHINAV(3 NOV)

AAKASH(5 NOV)

ROHAN(8 NOV)

AISHWARYA(1 NOV)

And how can i forget applauding SACHIN fo d magnificient innings he played...amazing and fantastic...dis series has again evolved 50 OVER matches frm its ASHES...!!!

and guys i wud not b uploading(or rather attaching any document,paper anythin on d blog,i m providing a link below frm which u can download wateva i upload...

http://scribd.com/sanskar14

joke:

To God -- From, The Dog

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,whistles,horns,clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember - to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.. neither are laps.

4. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

5. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

6. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

7. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not throw up in the car.

11. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

And, finally, My last question . .

Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

quote:

"This long disease,my life"

Alexander pope

INDIA,IIT,and CHINA...

hey guys....

HAPPY DIWALI,HAPPY GOVARDHAN,HAPPY BHAI DOOJ...!!!!!!!

Did u read abt d education minister saying to make it mandatory for a student to score 80% marks in class 12th in order to take admission in IIT(or rather to appear for JEE????)...

As a person who has passed out frm one of d top notch public schools of d city,i shud not c it as a matter of discomfort as evry odd student in d school scores 80%(or rather 90%) in boards....

But wen i try to c it frm a broader perspective,i find myself in a state of falling out and i think most of us wud agree on tht....

In CBSE,it is a piece of cake to score 80% marks and in ICSE it is even facile.....but just luk at MP,BIHAR and UP board results,u wil get it all.....

I tell u for a fact d result of UP board in 2008 was 63% and dat of MP board was arnd 55%(not quite sure).....in BIHAR it was just 33%....

i m just talking abt d passing percentage....wen u wil try to find out d number of students who scored 80%....d % wud fall down to numbers(dat 2 in hundreds,exaggerating?????)...

How can u expect 80% frm d students wen deir board isnt passing 2/3 rd of d students???....dey neither hav enogh schools to study nor hav d facilities....deir govt is just too busy in building STATUES.....

I personally think dat KAPIL SIBBAL shud 1st try to improve d basic infrastructure of education in d country,try open more and quality schools,improve d education standards,try and find out y d results r so absymal in sum boards,educate d state govts towards d importance of education and den talk such impractical things....

I mean how can such an intelligent person talk such rubbish.....

I undrstand dat d basic aim is to curb d fast growing coaching instituitions and to improve d knowledge system in schools hampered by dese coachings,which is quite applaudable, but dis aint a way to do tht....

Kapil Sibbal shud undrstand dat majority of indian population still lives in villages,whr d students dun even hav schools to study,how wil dey score such percentage of marks or rather b equivalent to those studyin in gud public schools....

Dis is d 1st issue on which i m in agreement wid MAYAWATI(thogh her repudiation is political)...

But d final take is in d hands of d IIT commitee,which i belev wud not take an action which wud shatter d dreams of millions and d billions associated wid dem....

Finally sumthin on which CHINA and INDIA hav hit a concord.....d agreement is to stand against d developed countries as dey r trying to suppress d developing countries(India and China) to agree to d emission levels of carbon set by UN....

Now consider dis thing,d developed countries lyk US,UK,JAPAN etc hav been emitting uncontrolled and gargaunton amounts of carbon frm d last 100 yrs into d environment,now as dey hav reached d stage whr dey dun need to emit such levels,dey want evrybody to curb down.....fuck man...

How can a country whose per capita emission figure is 20 times lesser dan tht of US b bounded by compulsory emmisions target set by any protocol of d UN Framework Convention on Climatic Change(UNFCCC)....

I agree,CHINA and INDIA r d 3rd and 4th largest polluters respectively,but just luk at d proportion of world population dey share,plus dey both r on d path of development.....dis emission cut wud definately hamper deir economic interests....

Dis agreement also marks d re-emergence of common ground dat INDIA and CHINA found at d 1996 Montreal Protocol,when dey pressured rich countries to pay up to phase out chemicals dat depleted d OZONE layer....

Its gud to c 2 of d future's biggest economies come together for a common cause and benefit

Go for COPENHAGEN,only u 2 can make it succeed....

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Watched BLUE d last friday.....

For all dose who r waiting for moi review(lol)....u shudnt hav waited for if u planned to go fo it,bcoz u wil not go fo it afta listening to moi review....

Its a PATHETIC movie,one of d WORST movies i hav ever seen in a cinema hall.....

U wil wonder wat prompted u to c it......starting wid AKSHAY,he was okay......SANJAY DUTT lukd horrible....corpulent and lethargic....and all dose who want to watch it fo seeing LARA(as i did) wil feel disappointed as dere isnt anythin to watch otha dan wat is shown in d promos....

ZAYED was as usual dumb,wonder y he is still in acting.....

No story line watsoever......bakwaas suspense.....all of d stunts r copied frm hollywood flicks,infact most of d stunts r frm TORQUE.....

Moi rating-0.5/5....

so how was ur DIWALI guys.....hope u all enjoyd it....

Exams r drawing closer....

Below is d answer paper of d AIM-MCAT 06.....and one more question paper

also 1 gk module...plus maths shortcuts

cheerz...!!!!!

Aim-mcat6 Detailed Answers

natcat-06

gk

Formulae List

joke:

All Alone

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.

The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.

Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

quote:

"I have great admiration for IIT and their coaches.they don't get the type of players that the rest of the conference gets,but they came back to take the lead against us in the second half.There is no quit in those kids,and I admire them for that."

Pat Sullivan

UDHAV AND OBAMA....!!!!!!

Hey guys....

Finally i m writing moi BLOG....i knw i hav disappointed u ol(lol),but nowadays its becoming difficult fo me to update d blog even on a 3 day gap.....but wil try to post evry 5 days frm now....!!

2-3 days ago,i was watching "d buck stops here"(NDTV 24*7,10 PM,daily)(very gud show),barkha dutt (now u agree...!!!!) was interviewing UDHAV THACKEREY(son of BAL THACKEREY),i was delightfully surprised to c first of all,a MARATHI MANOOS speaking in HINDI,secondly,a soft spoken person in d whole ruckus creating polity of SHIV SENA and MNS(i consider both of dem to b equal) and lastly d son of BAL THACKEREY to b so polite and sensible....

Dis was d 1st tym i saw an interview of him,he seemed to b a person who is almost polar to d ideology of shivsena(AN ANTIPOLE OF RAJ THACKEREY)......dey both hav graduated frm d same school of violence and ferocity of bal thackerey,but dey r so dissimilar.....

I was pleased to c a person who is so cool in his head and actions......u must hav noticed dat ever since he has acquired a preeminent position in shivsena,he has tried to change d perception of people towards shivsena,also,d rate of violence created by sena has gone down substantially(thogh MNS has worked hard to compensate dat)......

D only thing which i dint lyk was,wen he was asked abt d WAKE UP SID controversy,he said dat as MNS tuk an action in against he wud hav been termed as a mere imitator.....i missed d last 15 min of d interview othawise i wud hav found a couple more(as d interview was getting intense)....

Overall he reminded me of ABHISHEK'S character in SARKAR(i dont knw if abhishek's character was based on him),as d one who is not as rigid as his father,can perpetuate violence(as it is in his blood) and is soft-sopken......

But i fear if he wil b able to carry on dis philosophy as due to dis only he is considered vulnerable and lackadaisal among his party members and d whole maharashtra politics...HOPE HE SURVIVES,which i dont think wil happen as shivsena isnt likely to perform any better in elections which may force him to go to d traditional roots of his party's philosophy....

YAAR,i wished to write on several topics today but dat wud make dis blog very long.....so just 1 topic more.....

Dat of d most talked abt person in d whole world frm d last 1 year or so BARACK OBAMA.....d most recent news abt him was dat he has won d NOBEL PRIZE FOR PEACE,2009.....can u belev it???? atleast i cannot...

I give u d 2 most logical reasons to it(just forget d intuitive ones),first of all,d last date of entering d name of any person in d list of nominated people for d award was 1st FEB,2009,if u remembr OBAMA tuk oath as US PRESIDENT on 20th JAN,2009......wat did he do to impress d commitee in just a span of 11 days....unbelievable....and secondly,d last date for voting was 1st jun(correct me if wrong) wat had he done til den so as to recieve dis honour.....he hasnt removed troops frm AFGHANISTAN,infact,he has increased it,he dint allow democracy to sustain in AFGHANISTAN by indulging in fake results of polls....he is funding d damn fucking terrorists of PAKISTAN to hamper INDIA'S growth and progress and d PAK govt to acquire greater control ova d country's internal affairs....

For me OBAMA is just a BLACK version of BUSH.....his actions hav limited him just to b called an eloquent speaker and nuthin more dan tht.....FUCK

Even MAHATMA GANDHI(i amnt a big fan of him) dint got dat award(d so called inspiration of OBAMA and many others).....FUCK

isse badhiya to hamara MANMOHAN hi hai,atleast he is doing sumthin for d development of his nation,OBAMA has been abominable on dat front 2....a shame....FUCK

i think he shud return dis honour othawise FUCK

NIKAL GAYI SAARI BHADASS.....

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Hav started studying frm d last 4-5 days......

And those who dot knw,hav got posted in SAWAI MADHOPUR(SBBJ).......but wont b joining(chillax).....

and guys,u wont belev i hav got an inflated TUMMY(dont think othawise)(seriously)...

hav attached a ques paper below.....wil b providing answers in d next blog....

adding a GK update also.....do read

love ya.....!!!!!!!

Aim-mcat6 Ques Paper

Budget 2009

joke:

A True Southern Gal...

A woman from the most southern part of South Carolina goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is a dollar per word. She pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, just let it read, 'Billy Bob died'."

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor says, "Sorry ma'am there is a seven word minimum on all obituaries." A little flustered, she thinks things over and replies, "In that case, let it read,

'Billy Bob died - Red truck for sale'.

quote:

“I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.”

Mahatma gandhi

GUNDARAJ...!!!!!!

hey guys
1 of d topmost headlines of today's newspaper is dat 10 boys of GOKHALE HOSTEL hijacked a bus,d bus was heading towards rajasthan university,dey forced d driver to move towards NARAYAN SINGH CIRCLE.......d motive behind doing dis was to beat a student of RAJASTHAN COLLEGE and deir motive was accomplished as dey beat up d boy all d way and den threw him out of d bus on NARAYAN SINGH CIRCLE.....how shameless and insane....
Wen i turned d page,i got to read 1 more story(of d same nature),a student of SUBODH COLLEGE was ragged by his seniors....wen his parents came along wid others to complain,a mob of d seniors attacked dem tryin to force dem out of d college.....wen d police and college admn interfered,dey broke d furniture and other property of d college...
We in JAIPUR r reading dese kind of news frm d last 2-3 months i.e. frm d start of dis academic year....y is dis happening......EVERYDAY(without exception) atleast 1 story of such type is published in d newspapers.......
Dis ragging and stuff was considered to b a part of engineering colleges,but for now dey r left fry cry by d normal graduation colleges....
Also,d ego clash between hostels.....JAT hostel wudnt lyk MEENA hostel to b known as d No.1 GUNDO KA HOSTEL and vice-versa.....but d competition is getting tougher wid GOKHALE and GUJJAR entering into d race.....
U knw wat,i considered RAJASTHAN POLICE to b very efficient,but now dat perception is fading away.....how do dese silly bunch of guys make a mockery of d police and admn everyday??
Dis is a serious issue but not considered to b 1,i havent read any article addressing dis issue in d newspaper til now.....
And guys,did u c how KARAN JOHAR went to D ULTIMATE GUNDA in order to apologise for using d word BAMBAI(OR BOMBAY) in his movie WAKE UP SID(hohh such a crime)....
U must hav felt how can such an intelligent and eminent personality cry in front of a GUNDA rather dan complaining to d POLICE....
I hav 2 points to make,first of all,wen d mumbai police dint tuk any action against THACKEREY wen his workers mobbed d whole BOMBAY wat wud hav dey done in dis case....
Secondly,d CM said dat KJ shud hav gone to dem rather dan THACKEREY,gimme 1 reason y KJ shud had believed him,we hav all seen d MAHARASHTRA govt sitting lyk fucking dumb assholls wen d whole MUMBAI was set on fire,y shud KJ or any otha person let his bussiness suffer just on d rubbish promises by d worst govt of INDIA ever......
Actually in MAHARASHTRA its all political game,d incumbent govt(CONGRESS) wants to get a control ova d SHIVSENA for which MNS is d only option to luk out for(loha hi lohe ko katta hai)....otherwise how can MNS do all those things which it has been doing frm d last 2 odd yrs....its a shame for CONGRESS....
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Went to watch WAKE UP SID today.......found it a bit less dan wat i expected after seeing d 3-star review of RAJEEV MASAND......ordinary story whr a boy spends his father's money in a lavish way and den wen being thrown out of d house realizes dat he is nothing and den tries to earn a name for himself.......
A gud start for a 19 year old chap(director).......i m a fan of RANBIR KAPOOR now......he has acted so brilliantly througout d whole movie......konkana was also gud......but d real surprise package was d girl who was d collegue of ranbir.....kya patacka thi yaar.....her role was of max 10 -15 min but her charm was such dat wenever she came on d screen(afta her 1st scene),there arose a cacophony all ova d place......
But d thing which i liked d most abt d film was d use of d word BAMBAI 11 times by d lead pair...
Hav decided to start studying now(even promised to papa) as it is high tym now and i dint study anythin in d month of september.....
solution of d test paper i attached in d last blog follow
Cheerz....!!!!!!!

NC5 Answer



joke:
Good Treatment
Bob went over to his friend Joe's house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife. He often told her how attractive she was, complimented her on her cooking and showered her with hugs and kisses.

"Gee," Bob remarked later, "you really make a big fuss over your wife".

"I started to appreciate her more about six months ago," Joe said. "It has revived our marriage and we couldn't be happier."

Inspired, Bob hurried home, hugged his wife and told her how much he loved her and said he wanted to hear all about her day. But she burst into tears. "Honey," Bob said, "whats' the matter?".

"This has been the worst day," she replied. "This morning Billy fell off his bike and broke his ankle, then the washing machine broke. Now to top it off, you come home drunk !".

quote:
“In darkness one may be ashamed of what one does, without the shame of disgrace”
sophocles