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TOLERANCE

In this hullabaloo over INTOLERANCE we have forgotten what defines us the most- TOLERANCE. So, first lets see some of the BIGGEST TOLERANCES of our nation and its people. 1) Even after having 2-4 mbps speed, if d service doesnt work well, we avoid it, that is called tolerance. 2) Despite being one of the followers of Swatchh Bharat Abhiyan, we tend to close our eyes to others littering on the roads, that is tolerance. 3) If terrorists attack, we talk of retribution and break of ties with our neighbour, but when maoists attack and kill more security personnel than the terrorists we hardly raise any voice, that is also tolerance. 4) We go to government offices expecting to wait for 2 hours for a 2 min work, and return back home happily if the work got completed in 1 hour, that is tolerance. 5) We share the flag of France when Paris is attacked in solidarity, but show our tolerance when the same happens to us in Pathankot. 6) People like Radhe Maa and Asaaram make fool of us, but

NEW YEAR Non-RESOLUTIONS.

HAPPY NEW YEAR guys. Every new year brings with it RESOLUTIONS. Many people try to make resolutions, which mostly dun last even for a week. I also made one, my room partner also made one, but we both know it aint going to last long. So, instead of focusing on RESOLUTIONS, lets be sarcastic and focus on some NON-RESOLUTIONS. Lets try to figure out some NON-RESOLUTIONS of people/organisations etc of different fields. Just remember, these are vice-versa of RESOLUTIONS...these are things we want these people to do(except for the last one) but its not going to happen for sure. (A) NARENDRA MODI :  1) I shall not visit any foreign country and try to discover some beautiful places of the 7th largest country of the world.  2) I shall always condemn any illogical statements made by the most intelligent and secular ministers of my government. 3) From this year onward, I shall never try to please my mentors Amit Shah and VHP. 4) I shall push the rhetoric aside and perform