feelin sleepy.....

from d last 30 odd minutes i m trying to get hold of a topic to write about......i came across through many but nuthin seems worthwhile getting space in moi blog......d reason might b dat i didnt had my lunch today and also as i havent had enough of sleep....so moi head isnt working....
so today i m not writing on anythin.......but to compensate dat i m providing sum links which u might find useful......and also an extra joke...
www.distancebetween.in
www.convertfiles.com
www.picmarker.com
www.navify.com
hope u find dese links useful.......


joke:
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor,

I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.

My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.

Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.

I love this girl very much and want to marry her.

My problem is this:

Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?

Sincerely, Larry

joke:
It All Comes Back Around
At age 4 success is . . . . not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.

At age 35 success is . . . .having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . ... . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . .. . Not piddling in your pants.


quote:
"All i can say is that it is a size 10"
george bush(after being hit by a shoe of journalist)

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