So FINALLY i m writing sumthin.....afta a long gap of arnd 20 days...As i hav not been writing frm so many days,wen yesterday i ws supposed to write i just thot which subject shud i write on....
And guess wat,RAJ THACKEREY proved to b a saviour again...
I wonder wht is dere in him which again and again forces him to get into all dis crap..!!!
Wht a mockery dey made of MAHARASHTRA LEGISLATIVE ASSEMBLY....mazaa aa gaya...
U knw wat,MNS is helping d country in a way....dint undrstand..!!!!
If MNS wud not had been dere,d CONGRESS wud had lost in Maharashtra....it was MNS which made victory possible for congress even afta d repetitive statements of SHARAD PAWAR dat,"prices of essential commodities will rise"...Feel sorry for SHIVSENA...
Still dint got how it is helping d country...are agar BJP-SHIVSENA jeetegi to barbadi hi hai.....waise i dun feel bad for ABU AZMI...he deserves to b beaten in d public(not for wat he did in d assembly but fo wat he did to JAYA PRADA)
And c wat dey hav got....4 of 13 r suspended for 4 yrs frm d assembly....SHAME(lol)..!!!!
Still 9 to go...!!!!
Yaar ye SWINE FLU to dara ke hi maar dalega...
I dun undrstand wats dis fuss abt....I personally dun c dis SWINE FLU as nuthin more dan a FLU(or rather MALARIA,DENGUE etc)....
I hav sumthin to suggest dis...
In 2008,arnd 28oo people in INDIA were affected by DENGUE out of which 40 died....dat brings d fatality rate to b arnd 1.43(per 100)...
In INDIA,till 3 oct 2009,arnd 10730 people hav been affected by SWINE FLU out of which arnd 340 hav died,which brings d fatality rate to arnd 3.1(per 100)....
It means dat d death rate of Swine flu is just double of dengue....which i think isnt a thing to create such a hullabaloo...
I undrstand dat dis is a disease(or rather an epidemic) which needs to b cured or prevented,but i m just saying dat it isnt a thing dat people shud get afraid of to such an extent....frm d past few days it is projected as sumthin more disastrous dan even AIDS or CAMCER...
U just sneeze and d person sitting besides u wud get an impression dat u r suffering frm SWINE FLU and wud go on a walk...
I wud just give u an example,few days ago moi sister got ill...moi father just out of curiosity tuk her for C.B.C and D.L.C test(or rather PLT)....whr her platelets came out to b arnd 120000(shud b minimum 150000)...d doctor said dat she needs to take rest and even afta dat if her platelets goes on a downtrend den it means dat she is suffering frm dengue...afta 2 days wen moi sis got fainted and moi dad tuk him fo dat test her platelets came out to b just 22ooo....!!!!!
D doc just wondered how ws she alive den and even not bleeding...she ws admitted into d hospital(dats anotha story)...
Now d thing i want to point out through dis story is dat if she wud hav gone to d doc even just afta 1 day she wud had rather died(god forbid)...
Now same goes wid SWINE FLU,if u dun detect it within 3-4 days den it can prove to b fatal(just lyk dengue) and if u detect it,it is fully curable as r millions of otha diseases...
Lets not create a havoc in d country for just anotha shit of AMERICA....
D govt is taking adequate steps...so need not worry
CHILLAX...!!!!
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MBA season has begun fo me...
IRMA ws a gud paper to start d season...helped me gain sum confidence i had been losing day by day...
Attempted 164/200 questions(gud enogh to b among d toppers...hahaha)...dat was necessary fo me as i knw GD wil hurt me,so having a gud written score wud compensate...
IIFT on 22nd(toughest of d lot)....
Just a brief list of exams i hav applied to and institutes i hav applied for(till date)...
EXAMS:-IRMA,IIFT,CAT,SNAP,XAT,FMS,NMAT
INSTITUTES:-MDI,LBSIM,UBS,NIRMA,IMI
Wil keep on updating(u wud not get d excuse of not knowing d date,b ready wid loads of luck...!!!)
Gaya tha "AJAB PREM KI GAZAB KAHANI" dekhne aur dekh aaya "LONDON DREAMS"....promised NANDITA dat wud write d review of APKGK but(waise bhi she dun care fo it)..
"LONDON DREAMS" was also a decent movie....SALMAN KHAN ROCKED...!!!
moi rating:-2.5/5(additional half fo SALMAN)
AND
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHOM I CUDNT WISH ON MOI BLOG:
KITTU(29 OCT)
ABHINAV(3 NOV)
AAKASH(5 NOV)
ROHAN(8 NOV)
AISHWARYA(1 NOV)
And how can i forget applauding SACHIN fo d magnificient innings he played...amazing and fantastic...dis series has again evolved 50 OVER matches frm its ASHES...!!!
and guys i wud not b uploading(or rather attaching any document,paper anythin on d blog,i m providing a link below frm which u can download wateva i upload...
joke:
To God -- From, The Dog
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,whistles,horns,clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember - to be a good dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.. neither are laps.
4. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
5. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
6. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
7. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not throw up in the car.
11. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
And, finally, My last question . .
Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
quote:
"This long disease,my life"
Alexander pope
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