starving atheist...!!!!!!!
yaar i had to hear frm moi dad all d day(prvachan)....d reason was it was GANESH CHATURTHI,i woke up at 11 in d morning,slept again at 12,got up at 2:30 and while i was eating food moi dad came home frm sumwhere and started showering his verbal blossoms on me....
first of all i got up late,den i didnt had bath and most importantly dint worship lord ganesha......
and u know wat,even after listening to all dat i kept on eating food,dint tuk bath and ofcourse dint worship...d reason for it is dat i dint felt lyk doing those things....yaar i m an atheist,i dont want to show dis to moi family as dey would not feel gud abt it and wil try coalesce me into it or rather give me lessons to make me belev abt d existence of god,which i cant....
i always try and do pooja at occasions to keep moi family happy,i know d fact dat i dont belev in all dat,but still i do.....but yesterday i realised dat i shall not act in a way dat moi heart doesnt approve of,dat wud b an insult and an act of disrespect to d almighty(if he is) and all its beleivers.....
d otha thing i noticed was dat,though moi dad was sayin all dose things,he wasnt coalescing me into it,i think he realised dat i m not for it,so for d sake of giving a try,he said dat.....dis gave me d courage and oppurtunity to do wat i had been feelin for last many yrs.....
2-3 days ago,a frnd of mine wrote a blog questioning d existence of god(nice 1).....d topic was in moi mind 2....but wil try to write on it sum otha day.....
in moi last post i said dat we frnds wud b goin to pinkpearl d next day....and we did finally.....
we had a gr8 tym out dere....frnds ke saath to every outing turns out to b fantastic.....paisa wasool.....
pink pearl had d plan to starve us of hunger,3 of us dint had swimming costumes.....so we were suppose to get dem frm pinkpearl....
d rent for only Rs.20 but dey kept Rs.100 as security for it.....also d locker for which rent was Rs.20,d security was 100....
so all d money we had wid us got stuck in dat security.....so we had no money to spend inside....
also,a kids school came for a picnic dere....so for lunch dey were being given 'chole bhature'(moi fav).....but i tel u wat,'chole bhature' never seemed so tempting...we were so hungry and dose bloody kids were eating it in front of us......and after dat dey were given ice-cream....i never missed school so much,i remembr wen we were taken to pinkpearl on picnic,we were given 'chole bhature',supplemented by an ice-cream and a cold-drink.....
but mom-made 'aloo ke pharanthe' helped us bhooke people a bit.....and as were returned d security money while returning,we ate at a dhaba(ye mat poochna kitna).....
so wen u next plan to go to pinkpearl keep d following things in mind:
a)take atleast 350 bugs for entrance and costume/locker wid u and if u wish to eat inside,take sum extra money....
b)no one checks ur bags,pocket etc. while goin inside,so take wahtever u want to,whther it b food,cigarette,alcohol or bomb(lol)...
c)b ready for gettin tired to d extent dat u wont b able to do anythin for d next 12-24 hrs....now u know d reason behind me getting up late...... ..
also hav done sumthin really valiant.....waitin for d result.....
joke:
first of all i got up late,den i didnt had bath and most importantly dint worship lord ganesha......
and u know wat,even after listening to all dat i kept on eating food,dint tuk bath and ofcourse dint worship...d reason for it is dat i dint felt lyk doing those things....yaar i m an atheist,i dont want to show dis to moi family as dey would not feel gud abt it and wil try coalesce me into it or rather give me lessons to make me belev abt d existence of god,which i cant....
i always try and do pooja at occasions to keep moi family happy,i know d fact dat i dont belev in all dat,but still i do.....but yesterday i realised dat i shall not act in a way dat moi heart doesnt approve of,dat wud b an insult and an act of disrespect to d almighty(if he is) and all its beleivers.....
d otha thing i noticed was dat,though moi dad was sayin all dose things,he wasnt coalescing me into it,i think he realised dat i m not for it,so for d sake of giving a try,he said dat.....dis gave me d courage and oppurtunity to do wat i had been feelin for last many yrs.....
2-3 days ago,a frnd of mine wrote a blog questioning d existence of god(nice 1).....d topic was in moi mind 2....but wil try to write on it sum otha day.....
in moi last post i said dat we frnds wud b goin to pinkpearl d next day....and we did finally.....
we had a gr8 tym out dere....frnds ke saath to every outing turns out to b fantastic.....paisa wasool.....
pink pearl had d plan to starve us of hunger,3 of us dint had swimming costumes.....so we were suppose to get dem frm pinkpearl....
d rent for only Rs.20 but dey kept Rs.100 as security for it.....also d locker for which rent was Rs.20,d security was 100....
so all d money we had wid us got stuck in dat security.....so we had no money to spend inside....
also,a kids school came for a picnic dere....so for lunch dey were being given 'chole bhature'(moi fav).....but i tel u wat,'chole bhature' never seemed so tempting...we were so hungry and dose bloody kids were eating it in front of us......and after dat dey were given ice-cream....i never missed school so much,i remembr wen we were taken to pinkpearl on picnic,we were given 'chole bhature',supplemented by an ice-cream and a cold-drink.....
but mom-made 'aloo ke pharanthe' helped us bhooke people a bit.....and as were returned d security money while returning,we ate at a dhaba(ye mat poochna kitna).....
so wen u next plan to go to pinkpearl keep d following things in mind:
a)take atleast 350 bugs for entrance and costume/locker wid u and if u wish to eat inside,take sum extra money....
b)no one checks ur bags,pocket etc. while goin inside,so take wahtever u want to,whther it b food,cigarette,alcohol or bomb(lol)...
c)b ready for gettin tired to d extent dat u wont b able to do anythin for d next 12-24 hrs....now u know d reason behind me getting up late...... ..
also hav done sumthin really valiant.....waitin for d result.....
joke:
The Danger Of Typos
The Scientist
An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed to find that over his desk a horseshoe was nailed to the wall.
The American said with a nervous laugh, "Surely you don't believe that horseshoe will bring you good luck, do you, Professor Bohr?"
Bohr chuckled. "I believe no such thing, my good friend. Not at all. I am scarcely likely to believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told that a horseshoe will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not!"
quote:
“All thinking men are atheists”
ernest hemingway
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