random.....

hi guys....
i hav finally joined PT's test series,was thinking of joining a reputed test series from quite a tym.....
was a bit confused whether to join TIME,PT or CL.......went to all 3 of dem and found dat pt suits me best(mayb as i was its regular student last year).....d reasons for it are,
a)PT offers 10 online invigilated tests while TIME offers only 7.....pt offers 10 uninvigilated online tests while TIME offers only 6....and apart from dis online stuff PT is also ahead in no. of offline tests to b conducted....
b)d environment in PT for d online tests is wonderful while in TIME it is ordinary....
c)pt provides me a sense of security as last year i dint study much but gave each and every mock cat(which i think was d main reason for improvement in moi performance).....and i got 91%ile(which is not bad if u hadnt studied much)...
and last of all,PT provides dis test series to me at half of its cost(as i m an ex pt-ite).....Rs.2250 to b precise,while in TIME d basic test series costs Rs. 2750 and enhanced 1 costs Rs. 4850....so economical 2.....
also i was earlier giving preference to TIME as its test series is taken by d most no. of students all ova d country(40000 arnd),but den i realised dat last year around 30000-35000 students wrote PT's test series....which isnt bad....
but as usual i m late to join d test series....i hav missed 4 of d 10 online tests.....
jyada ho gaya.....
we frnds r planning to go to pink pearl or a place lyk it frm d last 10 odd days....but d plans arent workin....now we r really determined for tom.....hope it gets workin....
yaar bhangarh ki trip to batana bhool hi gaya....few days ago we went to bhangarh(wen it was raining).....yaar i dint find it horrifying or ghostly at all.....it is an awesum place to go out for a picnic(wid family 2)....i really likd it a lot....and who says it gets closed at 6.....we came out at arnd 6:30 and at dat tym also 100 odd people were inside,also,no 1 was dere to rush dem out....
but i spoiled moi brand new shirt on d way..... .actually d bike on which i was sitting(backseat)....dint had a mudguard to stop d dirt which was jumping out of d road.....moi t-shirt got begrimed frm d back and such was d impact dat d dirt is sticked to it even after being washed for 2 times....
now moi head is paining....i need to take moi dinner now....
yaar kabhi to comment de diya karo.....yaaron...!!!!


joke:

Elephant

A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the thorn from its foot. The elephant begins to walk away, then turns and stares at the man for a full minute, locking eyes with him. The elephant then continues on its way. "I wonder if I ever see that elephant again if it will remember me?" the man muses to himself.

It is a few years later, and the man is at a circus back in the States. He notices that one of the elephants keeps looking at him, almost like it KNOWS him. The man wonders, "Could this be that elephant I helped so long ago?" He decides to get a closer look. With the elephant still giving him the stare down, the man moves in closer, getting right up in front of the elephant. They lock eyes. A knowing look seems to cross the elephant's face. It reaches down... picks the man up carefully with its trunk... lifts him high in the air... THROWS HIM, CRASHING TO THE GROUND AND STOMPS HIM TO NEAR DEATH!

...Turns out it wasn't THAT elephant.


quote:
“We have to pursue this subject of fun very seriously if we want to stay competitive in the twenty-first century”

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